the end of the summer orientation and enrichment program(soep)T.T

Summer Orientation and Enrichment Program
-the program which consumed 3/4 of my vacation days
-the program for the DOST scholars

synonymous words:
STIPES
friends
DOST SS
aling dionisia
maria clara
whatever
loser
attendance
late
siesta
bawas stipes
toot
shorts
men's
sir romark
mam cla
echozera
ambisyoza
feelingera
EMOTERA!!

DURING MY SOEP DAYS.....
i stayed in room 1114 of the men's residence hall together with robertson, raffy, gilbert and clinton.
i watched out for toot.
i answered the call of my tummy, thanks to fc canteen and to the waiters' appetizing bods.lol
i didn't attend classes when i was bored.
i jammed with my fellow soepers in the tv area and stayed there until 11 pm.
i have read ciara's diary and i discovered her darkest, deepest secret.lol
i have seen the oblation and its dark butt.
i have watched katrina halili and hayden kho's scandal, thanks to jude.lol
i wasted half of my money in shapers.
i have tasted up's chocomilk and yogurt.
i laughed at toot(she's kinda oa.lol)
i cursed aling dionisia(feeling niya may gusto ako sa kanya.bwisit!ang hirap maging crush ng bayan!)
i damned maria clara(she's the dirtiest girl i've met.)
i played taboo.
i debated with novice debaters and english speakers.
i took a hot water bath everyday.

i learned.

i laughed.

i met new friends.

i salute sir romark!!

"maniwala na lang kayo."



i heard these words almost every SOEP day.these are the inspiring words of our math instructor, sir romark.



when sir romark entered our room for the first time, some of the girls palpitated(lol) and some murmured, "gwapo".i didn't care.all i wanted was a math teacher who can heal my mathematical trauma from 2 years of mathematical hell.and sir was the manifestation of my dream.



he graduated from the (most) prestigious university of the philippines los baños with a degree in bs industrial engineering.he didn't make it to be a laude, but still, his skills are unquestionable.this clearly shows what kind of education up gives to its students.hp offered him a job but he trashed it.he chose the academe.he chose to serve the people.he is breeding the cream of the crop.he upgrades them to higher calibers, to the caliber which our country badly needs.

our last meeting came, our last topic was about determinants. it is an easy topic. after the discussion, sir romark surprised us with his little present for us, 5 boxes of choco mucho.lol

this is the kind of teacher i want and dream of. the one who nourishes our brain and at the same time feeds our empty tummy.lol

codes to be cleared..

toot..

she's not a bikolana pala..
x information yung nabigay ko guiz..



aling dionisia..
wala yun..
product lang yun ng mapaglaro kong isipan..

ALING DIONISIA:tHe ePiToMe oF BeAuTy aNd ThE nEw moDeL Of CaMeLLa hoMeS.,LoL

ALING DIONISIA....

the reverent mother of our boxing pride(and our english shame.,lol), MANNY PACQUIAO..

i believe she is a cross of a bull and a wild pig.,lol


she's my classmate!!LoL




wHen Aling Dionisia entered our classroom, i instantly noticed the the pride and dignity in the way she walks. and, of course, her unique beauty.lol

the DOST scholars' society always posts questions in the attendance. some of their questions:

"anong gusto mong idamit kay oble??bawal ang brief"(ano answer mo?akin tback)
"saan gusto mong isahog ka, sa spaghetti o sa pancit??"(ako sa spag, hotdog.,lol)
"mahaba o mataba?bawal both"(pwd both??hindi nga pwd!!)

at ang mga pamatay:

"sino gusto mong leading man ni aling dionisia?anong title gusto mong title ng movie niya?"(rocky balboa!!meet the PACQers!!)
"saan gusto mong maging endorser si aling dionisia?"belo??datu puti mukhasim??ah...camella homes!!!!LoL)


BAKIT BA GALIT AT NAIINIS AKO KAY ALING DIONISIA??

kasi..


kung lumakad siya parang model ng victoria's secret. hindi naman siya maganda.

yun lang..

naiinis lang ako sa mga ganyan..

bow..

aling dionisia!!!

**** ***!!!
(first name niya)ssshh

UPLB:nF, men's dorm, FriEnDs, aNd tHe sOeP..

UPLB..

the prestigious university located in the sanctuary of mount makiling..

home of iskos and iskas..

my school..

my new home..



NF:
what the hell is NF??
man, it's NEW FRESHMAN..
in UP the NFs are the most criticized, downgraded etc..
upperclassman laughs at NFs' mistakes, mistakes they have commited merely because of their innocence..and curiosity..lol
famous lines.......
"ang tanga ng NF oh!!hindi alam kung saan dadaan pagpasok ng UP gate!!tanga NF!!"


NF:"kuya saan po ang YMCA canteen??"
upperclassmen(in chorus):"sa likod ng D.L. Umali Hall!!"
p.s.
bangin po ang likod nun..
kaawa-awang NF..

dont worry NFs, fellow NFs rather(lol), we shall have our revenge!!grrr!!


MEN'S DORM:
the dormitory beside women's dorm..
the dorm where the laughable NFs reside..

dorm life.....
1. mainit ang tubig sa men's dorm. nasa hot spring ka na pag naligo ka dun.
2.kapag walang kuryente, walang tubig.
3.masarap tumambay sa tv area lalo na pag nandun si toot.lol
4.hindi panget ang men's!medyo lang!medyo!haha

si toot......
i know you are dying to know who is toot.
olryt. i will give you clues.

CLUES:
1.bikolana rin siya.from camarines.lol
2.wala siyang pantalon. lol
(txt mo ako kung gusto mo malaman kung bakit)lol
3.cute siya.cute.lol
4.she's a soeper too.lol

my roommates.....
assigned ako sa room number 1114.
(dalawin mo naman ako!!)

1.roberson.die hard english speaker.
2.gilbert.he's from polangui.a math wizard.
3.raffy.phone addict.
4.clinton.he's from cavite.

we are the proud occupants of room number 1114!!lol

next blog:ALING DIONISIA.watch out.lol