i'm still alive. butt kicking.

destroying the green kryptonite:detonating my heart's ticking timebomb

i cannot find the best word to start this blog post. everytime i try to think about and dissect this topic, i feel like i am suffering from kryptonite poisoning. love is my kryptonite. my achilles' heel. the only weapon which can make an invulnerable warrior fall to his knees.

if i were given the chance to go back to a single point in my life's history, i would choose to come back to my high school sophomore year. the time when innocence and infatuation conspired to set the timebomb that would ruin my entire HS life. i cannot remember how and why it exactly started. all i know is that i loved a girl so much. i loved her so much. that was my greatest mistake. while i am writing this post, all i can do is to smile to my idiosyncrasies and stupidities these past few years. lol

i remember my closest friends telling(yelling?) at me. saying, "you're so stupid!!ang tanga mo!si tanga!". i just simply ignored these things. they were telling me to stay away from her, to move on, but i just simply can't. (smile) again, that was one of my biggest mistakes.

i don't want to continue writing about this stupid experience. im not used to writing long posts. if i continue writing this "anecdote" you'll end up laughing out loud. haha. all i know is that i have moved on and have buried her memory beside megatron's tomb. i am expecting the revenge of the fallen.

i didn't finish the post below to save myself from the most painful death in history..
lol

fed up with boys over flowers

this blog post will certainly wreck havoc to BOF fans. lol. i had an experience already with DA fans and i believe if they were given the chance to kill me, they would not miss such an opportunity. they will use the most painful way of killing me. they may use katana sword, guillotine, or maybe burning. a copy of how the french authority killed jacques de molay. lol

im currently in cabuyao, laguna. im spending the rest of my little vacation with my dearest cousin and his kids. i thought my stay here is perfect, until iah, my ate's eldest was infected by the BOF virus. being his uncle, i want to help her recover and get well as soon as possible. the only remedy applicable is getting the BOF virus out of her system. which means, killing Lee Min Ho, Kim Hyun Joong, Kim Bum, Kim Jun. the teenage mutant gay ninja turtles!!lol

step 1.

circumcise KIM HYUN JOONG..

Kim debuted as the leader of SS501 in 2005. In addition to their musical activities, SS501 participated in two reality shows — Thank You For Waking Us Up (2005) and Thank You For Raising Us (2006) — that profiled the group's life together. They also appeared in MNet's Idol World in 2007, which showed SS501 doing various missions in Japan.
He joined the cast of MBC variety reality show WWe Got Married on May 11, 2008, with Hwang Bo, who is 6 years his senior. They achieved high popularity acting as a newlywed couple. Due to his appearance on We Got Married, he was cast in the Korean version ofHnan Yori Dango as one of the members of the famous F4. Known as the "Lettuce Couple", Kim and Hwang Bo went on to win MBC's Best Couple Award. The couple made their official exit from We Got Married on December 14, 2008 due to scheduling conflicts presented by Boys Over Flowers.
In the hit drama series, Boys Over Flowers he plays Yoon Ji Hoo (Hanazawa Rui, in Hana Yori Dango). The series was a huge media and ratings sensation in Korea during its run from January to March 2009, garnering a huge amount of popularity for the entertainer.
Along with his bandmates, Kim is preparing SS501's new Korean album. The group will kick off their Asia concert in mid-August 2009.

physician's impression:

i think Kim's band, SS501 is a descendant of the stubborn Titanic. or it can be a submarine. a yellow submarine! i expect SS501 to replace the pussycat dolls and kim taking nicole scherzinger's place. lol

step 2.

decapitate LEE MIN HO's head..

Lee Min Ho (born 22 June, 1987) is a South Korean actor who is best known for his leading role as the leader of F4 "Goo Joon Pyo" in the Korean adaptation of the popular manga series "Hana Yori Dango" entitled Boys Over Flowers. His acting debut was in 2005, in MBC's Love Hymn, appearing as a minor character. His first lead role came in 2007, starring as Cha Gong Chan in SBS's Mackerel Run, an 8-part high-school drama. However, his first big career break came when he was announced to be part of the Korean F4 on October 2, 2008. He was successful in getting the biggest role as F4's leader, Tsukasa Domyouji, from the manga Hana Yori Dango; his character was renamed Goo Joon Pyo in the Korean version, and he stars alongside the actress Koo Hye Sun, Kim Bum, T-Max's Kim Joon and SS501's Kim Hyun Joong. The drama first aired on January 5, 2009 on KBS as a Monday-Tuesday miniseries. The role of Goo Joon Pyo catapulted him to fame, and led to many endorsements including Levi's Signature, LG Telecom, Samsung Anycall, Trugen, Market O, Cadillac CTS, Samsung, Cass Beer and Dunkin Donuts.

physician's impression:

i believe Lee is the korean counterpart of BB Gandanghari(Rustom Padilla). jun pyo! why not try endorsing herbench, louis vuitton's bags, etc??lol

boil KIM BUM'S eggs..

Kim Bum (born Kim Sang-bum on July 7, 1989) is a South Korean actor who has appeared in numerous Korean television series and dramas such as Unstoppable High Kick and East of Eden. He has most notably played the role of So Yi-jung on popular drama Boys Over Flowers.

TV Commercials/Advertisements
Big Time - Crown Bake Pie
SHOW with Shim Eun Kyeong
Spris Catalogue with Go Ara
LG Telecom Teenring
Samsung Haptic with Kim Hyun Joong, Kim Joon and Son Dam Bi
Anycall Bodyguard with Kim So Eun
Mario Kart (Wii)
We Live in OZ (WE START) with Kim Kibum, Lee Yeon Hee, Kim Min Ji, Lee Seung Ho and Choi Ara

physician's impression:

i believe Kim Bum had a sexual relationship with Hayden Kho. im currently searching for their sex video.lol

codes to be cleared(part 2)

aling dionisia..
she's real..
she's human(half only!)..
the clues i gave you guiz bout her are precise..

toot..
she's also real..
she was hot..
now she's not..
this girl is oa..
i gave you clues bout her too in my last blogs..

maria clara..
she's a flirt..
filthy rubbish..
she has a rare ailment, hotdogism..
(it's not what you think greeny.,lol)

i hate them..
super..

emotera's last jamming and aling dionisia's eternal damnation

may 9, 2009.

it was the last day of the summer orientation and enrichment program.
the day when tears flooded.
the day cramps became an epidemia.

it was my last night in room no 1114.
it was my last night with my friends and roommates.

it was the very night i damned aling dionisia forever!!


right after the sports fest, me and my classmates(emoteras) decided to cherish the sweetness and pain of the 'end'. we ate together in kfc and took a freshie glimpse of the famous lb square. after that, we bade each other goodbye. the sta cruz pips came back to sta cruz, the batangueños and batangueñas to batangas, the quezons to quezons, the roses to sta rosa and the homeless iskos to the men's dorm.

exhausted i was in the room when my co-bicolano and friend from pisay brc, robin(laughing out loud he was then), told me that aling dionisia is in the tv area and she self-proclaimed that a certain sir winston s. brillantes has a crush on her(pukes). without a glimpse of consciousness and a lapse of uncertainty, the now degraded sir winston s. brillantes rushed to the tv area in order to regain his lost reputation. and there she was, beside maria clara herself!!.shit! because of the disastrous sight, i cooled off and came back to the room instead. i realized that if i talked to that woman, my self-esteem is lost forever.

damn her!!

my official statement:
i dont have a crush on aling dionisia. aling dionisia is just using me to increase her self- esteem. what if i push you in a steam engine instead huh?? die aling dionisia!die!

the end of the summer orientation and enrichment program(soep)T.T

Summer Orientation and Enrichment Program
-the program which consumed 3/4 of my vacation days
-the program for the DOST scholars

synonymous words:
STIPES
friends
DOST SS
aling dionisia
maria clara
whatever
loser
attendance
late
siesta
bawas stipes
toot
shorts
men's
sir romark
mam cla
echozera
ambisyoza
feelingera
EMOTERA!!

DURING MY SOEP DAYS.....
i stayed in room 1114 of the men's residence hall together with robertson, raffy, gilbert and clinton.
i watched out for toot.
i answered the call of my tummy, thanks to fc canteen and to the waiters' appetizing bods.lol
i didn't attend classes when i was bored.
i jammed with my fellow soepers in the tv area and stayed there until 11 pm.
i have read ciara's diary and i discovered her darkest, deepest secret.lol
i have seen the oblation and its dark butt.
i have watched katrina halili and hayden kho's scandal, thanks to jude.lol
i wasted half of my money in shapers.
i have tasted up's chocomilk and yogurt.
i laughed at toot(she's kinda oa.lol)
i cursed aling dionisia(feeling niya may gusto ako sa kanya.bwisit!ang hirap maging crush ng bayan!)
i damned maria clara(she's the dirtiest girl i've met.)
i played taboo.
i debated with novice debaters and english speakers.
i took a hot water bath everyday.

i learned.

i laughed.

i met new friends.